Friday, November 28, 2008

Woman loses her job after intoxicated encounter with a stranger in restroom stall

Posted by Christian  |  at  28.11.08

So what is it about Minneapolis that entices people to have sex in public restroom stalls? Most famous would be senator "wide stance" Larry Craig, (Republitard) Idaho. Although the senator failed to seal the deal because he hit on an undercover officer, his explanations for his actions are priceless.

Lois Feldman on the other hand, had about a dozen people cheering her on.

After consuming a few too many cocktails before an Iowa Hawkeye ball game in Minneaplois last week, Ms.Feldman decided to head down and beat the half time rush, so she could get in and out of the facilities quicker. Her husband decided to stay in his seat. That is about the time that her recollection goes limp.

“I don’t know what happened,” Lois Feldman said. “But I don’t deny that it did happen because obviously there are police reports.”

Feldman said her husband, Kelly, has been supportive. She said he faults himself for not going with her when she left her seat to use the restroom before halftime.
Lois Feldman said her attorney has encouraged her to fight the ticket.

“He feels I was taken advantage of in my state of mind,” she said. “This is not me. We’re a very good family. This shouldn’t happen.”

Riiiiiight, cuz you know, if he would have gone when she asked him too, she wouldn't have had sex with a complete stranger. In other reports she claims she was drugged. Christ on a cracker, admit it was a royal fuck-up, pay the ticket and stfu!

And here is a pic for those who are curious about whether or not she is doable.


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