I for one, welcome our new banana loving overlords

Maybe not today, or tomorrow, but the process has clearly begun!





A few weeks ago, faced with an economic slowdown, the owner of a Japanese restaurant/tavern, decided it was gimmick time. In North America, you might expect tight t-shirts and a peek at some young girls thong now and again. Not that there's anything wrong with that of course. However in Japan, Kaoru Otsuka, owner of the tavern, says the 2 monkeys were their household pets, but one day he noticed one of them mimicking a waiter by giving the customer a hot towel in the restaurant. Mr. Otsuka thought it would be an interesting idea to have them actually serve the customers. Damn you Kaoru Otsuka! Everyone knows that after Bears, Monkeys are the greatest threat to man.