Mr.Tory, would you consider becoming a professional co_k s_ _ker?

John, I read the news today, oh boy! Well, truth be told I read it yesterday but I was busy, so......

Mr.Tory, as far as Conservatives go, you are one of the good ones and I wanted to let you know that I do have respect for you. However, you will need to find a new job soon, so with that in mind I suggest you look into co_k s_ _king as a new career choice. In the video below, some of the more frequently asked questions are answered. Now, sure, the rabid cons will accuse you of being some sort of elitist, but we know what that's about, don't we? Yes, grape envy. So go ahead and give it a try. Who knows, you may have been born to s_ _k co_k!

by redrumba